πͺ βNo Oneβs Looking at These Government Jobs β Maybe You Can Try?β
A Love Letter to Every Indian Aspirant Who Got Ghosted by the Sarkari Naukri Dream
π At a glance: India produces 1.5 crore job aspirants every year. And yet, in most states, the government job notifications are as rare as a train arriving on time at Dadar. Parents still say, βBeta SSC do, life set ho jayegiβ β without realizing the only thing thatβs βsetβ is the paper leak network.
In 2025, cracking a government job exam isn’t about merit β it’s about:
Luck
Leaks
Lobbying
And lottery tickets that cost βΉ5 lakh per “assured” seat.
Letβs break it down, EduInvesting-style πͺ
π The Fall of the Sarkari Dream
There was a time when:
A government job meant stability
Youβd get a home loan with just an appointment letter
Rishtas would rain down once you became βNaib Tehsildarβ
Now?
You clear the prelims, they leak the mains.
You pass the interview, but posting list vanishes mysteriously.
Even if you get the job, you wait 18 months for a joining letter.
So yes, βno one is looking at these jobsβ β because theyβre tired of getting scammed.
π Sarkari Job Status Report (2024β2025)
Metric
Status
Avg. Time for Exam Cycle
18β30 months π’
% of Leaked State Exams
40%+ (in some states) π£
Vacancies vs. Applicants Ratio
1:3,000 (and rising) π₯
Aspirant Dropout Rate (2023)
26% π
Real Selection via Merit
LOL π
βItβs easier to become a meme than a govt employee.β
π§ Why No Oneβs Looking at These Jobs Anymore
1. The Infinite Exam Loop
Form bhar, exam de, paper leak ho, cancel ho, repeat.
Biharβs BPSC: Cancelled twice in 2 years
UP Police: Cancelled after paper was found on Google Drive
SSC: Still confused between βtechnical glitchβ