Ashoka Buildcon opened FY26 like a contractor who swore he’d finish your home in 6 months… but is still mixing cement a year later. Revenue fell 30%, yet PAT rose 44% — proving infra companies can defy math if they try hard enough. Between Guyana road wins, Maharashtra traffic cameras, and mega BOT/HAM asset sales, Ashoka promised debt will shrink faster than your phone’s storage after downloading Instagram reels. But can they really execute ₹5,000 crore of projects in Q4? Let’s just say even Marvel’s CGI team would struggle.