Apple’s Q2 Earnings: $95.4B in Revenue, $24.8B in Profit, and Still No AI That Doesn’t Need a Human to Explain It

💰 The Numbers That Matter (If You’re Into That Sort of Thing)

Revenue: $95.4 billion (5% YoY increase)
Net Income: $24.8 billion
EPS: $1.65
iPhone Sales: $46.8 billion (2% increase)
Mac Sales: $7.95 billion (7% increase)
iPad Sales: $6.4 billion (15% increase)
Services Revenue: $26.65 billion (12% increase)
Wearables/Home/Accessories: $7.52 billion (5% decrease)

🧠 AI: Still Not the Next Big Thing

Despite pouring resources into AI, Apple’s Siri still can’t tell the difference between a weather app and a weather app. Rumors suggest Apple might integrate Google’s Gemini AI into its platforms — because nothing says “innovative” like outsourcing your intelligence. The Verge