🧮 “It’s Easy to Be a Crorepati by 50” — Said Every Finfluencer Who Lives With Parents

🧮 “It’s Easy to Be a Crorepati by 50” — Said Every Finfluencer Who Lives With Parents

Meta Description: Finfluencers make it sound easy: invest ₹500/day and be a crorepati by 50. But they forget to mention the messy stuff — like rent, emergencies, life. Here’s what you’re actually giving up.


📌 At a Glance:

You’ve seen the reel:

“Just ₹500/day = ₹1 crore by 50! ✨💰 Start SIP now!!”

Cool. But also:

  • Your rent: ₹18,000
  • Your salary: ₹42,000
  • Your boss: toxic
  • Your parents: ageing
  • Your cousin’s wedding: ₹30K minimum gift

You’re not investing ₹500/day.
You’re surviving.
Barely.


💸 1. The “Crorepati Math” They Show You:

Let’s break down the fantasy:

InputAssumption
₹500/dayYou don’t need that ₹500 for living
12% CAGRMarket always performs like Nifty on steroids
25 yearsYou won’t touch the money no matter what
₹1 crore corpusFeels like a lot, till 2049 hits you

Sounds easy.
Until life slaps you with:

  • A medical emergency
  • A job loss
  • ₹45,000 worth of car repairs
  • Or a wedding you didn’t want to attend

Investing isn’t hard.
Holding for 25 years without life interrupting? That’s the Olympic sport.


📉 2. What You’ll Actually Lose on the Crorepati Path

SacrificeReality
No vacations“Bali is for the weak. I have SIP.”
No upgrades“This 2017 phone works great in grayscale mode.”
No eating out“Let’s celebrate your birthday with home food.”
No flexibility“Can’t quit job. My crorepati dream depends on this 12% CAGR.”
No weddings“I’ll come after the buffet, can’t afford the gift.”

Being a crorepati isn’t just about SIP.
It’s about giving up everything fun now
for an Excel sheet in 2049 that may or may not deliver.


🧠 3. Finfluencers Are Lying by Omission

They never mention:

  • Inflation: ₹1 crore in 2049 = ₹17 today
  • Tax: 10% LTCG + exit loads + fund manager chai money
  • Opportunity cost: missing out on experiences
  • Life: because they still live with their mom

They don’t want you to be rich.
They want views, affiliate links, and ad revenue.


🏦 4. Even if You Reach ₹1 Cr — Now What?

Expense in 2049Estimated Cost
2BHK in Mumbai₹4–5 crore
MBA in USA₹2 crore
Heart surgery₹22 lakh
One kidBankrupt
RetirementUnaffordable

So congratulations, you now have:

💰 ₹1 crore
🧓 But also… ₹0 options

You delayed gratification for 25 years.
Only to realise you’re not rich. You’re just late.


🧠 EduInvesting Take:

Long-term investing is powerful.
But if you:

  • Never upgrade your lifestyle
  • Ignore family needs
  • Kill all present joy
  • And dump everything into a rigid Excel SIP

You won’t become a crorepati.
You’ll become a financial monk with repressed trauma.

The real flex isn’t being a crorepati at 50.
It’s having enough — with dignity, joy, and freedom — at every stage.


🏁 Final Verdict:

Finfluencer AdviceReal Life
“₹500/day = ₹1 Cr”You’ll need therapy by year 7
“Don’t touch your investments”Until your parents need surgery
“SIP and forget”Until job loss hits
“Retire early”From what? Poverty?

Being rich at 50 sounds great.
But being resentful at 38 with no memories, no holidays, no flexibility?
Not worth it.


🏷️ Tags:

crorepati SIP myth, finfluencer lies, SIP regret, real cost of early investing, eduinvesting truth bomb, personal finance satire

Prashant Marathe

https://eduinvesting.in

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