“How Trading Became the New Cricket in Tier 2 India”
From gullies to graphs. From gully boys to option buys. ✅ EduInvesting-style✅ Satirical, data-backed, 1000+ words✅ Featuring Upstox, Zerodha, Angel
From gullies to graphs. From gully boys to option buys. ✅ EduInvesting-style✅ Satirical, data-backed, 1000+ words✅ Featuring Upstox, Zerodha, Angel
😐 At a glance Jab ek average Madhya Pradesh ka banda Maharashtrian dost ke ghar poha khane gaya… uski duniya
In 2025, startups are out. SME IPOs are in.
Why build an app, raise 2 seed rounds, go viral on Twitter, and still end up bankrupt… when you can just list on NSE Emerge, raise ₹10 crore in 3 days, and disappear into the sunset with a ringing bell?
While the big IT boys—TCS, Infosys, and Wipro—are busy discussing “cost optimization” and firing campus hires for being too fresh, India’s midcap IT players are quietly devouring high-margin niche contracts, pivoting into futuristic tech, and doing the one thing large IT forgot: growing.
India’s EV supply chain in 2025 is no longer just a “theme” — it’s a full-blown stock market genre. From semiconductors to charging stations, chemical dudes to connector bros, everyone’s got a shot at becoming the “next Tesla supplier.” The result? A red-hot, high-voltage rally across EV component stocks that’s melting valuations faster than your iPhone charger melts your palm.
✅ 7 Boneless Strips
✅ 2 Hot & Crispy
❌ NOT for delivery
❌ NOT for takeaway
❌ NOT for introverts, couch potatoes, or anyone with a life
You’ve been lied to. Lied to by WhatsApp forwards, Indian uncles, and that one guy who brings it up every time there’s a karaoke session. Shankar Mahadevan’s ‘Breathless’ was NOT sung in one take. It was meticulously recorded over multiple takes — just like any other studio masterpiece. The song’s gimmick isn’t its recording, it’s the illusion of breathlessness — a lyrical and melodic trick, not a lung-based Olympic event.
You heard that right — Post Malone, the man who rhymes about heartbreak and Hennessy like it’s poetry class, is landing in Guwahati this December. India’s Northeast is getting a global stage, as Assam government doubles down on its “concert economy” model. So while Mumbai flexes its IPL parties and Delhi argues over pollution masks, Guwahati said: “Hold my rice beer.”
📌 At a glance Deepak Builders & Engineers India Ltd (DBEIL) has delivered a strong FY25 with revenue of ₹58,179
📌 At a glance California Software Company Ltd (CALSOFT) announced its FY25 results… and the auditors nearly called for an
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