📰 Headline: Are Tech Stocks the New Toilet Paper? Overbought, Overused, and Still Hoarded
📄 Article Body:
During the 2020 pandemic, toilet paper was the world’s #1 asset. In 2025, that honor goes to tech stocks. Only difference? At least toilet paper has some practical use.
Valuations today are flying higher than ISRO’s next rocket. Indian tech stocks are being priced like they’re the secret to immortality. Everyone from your cousin in Bhopal to your Uber driver in Bangalore has a hot tip: “Buy AI stock, bhai. It’s the future.”
Except nobody’s making profits. Or even sense.
📊 Table of Tech Stock Madness
| Stock | P/E Ratio | Product Use | Market Cap |
|---|---|---|---|
| MindPeach AI | 112 | Mood Tracker | ₹86,000 Cr |
| Walkly | 98 | Step Counter | ₹44,500 Cr |
| FunFunds | 140 | Meme Coins | ₹70,000 Cr |
It’s like Shark Tank, but the sharks are drunk and the tanks are filled with optimism.
💬 Retail Investor: “This one uses blockchain to send emails.”
🧠 Reality: You could just use Gmail.
The comparison to toilet paper isn’t just funny—it’s accurate. Everyone buys too much, stores it with pride, and pretends it’s an investment. But when the time comes to use it… 💩
Let’s not forget history. We had the 2000 dot-com bust. Then the 2022 Zomato-Nykaa IPO season. And now? Tech 3.0: Return of the Bubble.
💡 Warning Signs:
- Founder wears black turtlenecks = 🚩
- Office has more beanbags than desks = 🚩
- Company sells “future experiences” = 🛑
Before you throw your money into the tech hype hole, ask yourself one question: If this company didn’t have AI or blockchain in its pitch, would you still care?
If the answer is no, maybe it’s time to switch tabs. Or invest in actual toilet paper. At least it absorbs loss better.
