🚨 Let’s face it. RCB fans don’t watch matches for victory. They watch for character development.Every season, every auction, every reel with “Ee Sala Cup Namde” — it all leads to one inevitable conclusion:
RCB haar jayegi.
🔴 Why RCB Haar Jayegi — A Strategic Breakdown:
- Too Much Star Power, Not Enough Team Power
- Kohli, Faf, Maxi, DK… but still no trophy.
- It’s like buying
- all ingredients for biryani and ending up with khichdi.
- Death Bowling = Death of Hopes
- RCB has made more tailenders look like ABD than ABD himself ever did.
- If you’ve got 200 to defend, they’ll let the last guy hit a 6 with one pad missing.
- Mid-Season Hope Syndrome
- Starts badly → Wins 3
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