“Average Madhya Pradesh Boy to Maharashtra Boy: Tu Kabhi Pohe Mein Jalebhi Daalkar Khaaya Hai?”— Ek Desi Culinary Debate Jo Tandoori Nation Ko Tod Sakti Hai

😐 At a glance

Jab ek average Madhya Pradesh ka banda Maharashtrian dost ke ghar poha khane gaya… uski duniya hil gayi.Pohe mein kya tha?Jale.

Yes, you heard it right.J-A-L-E.Madhya Pradesh ke moongfali aur kachcha pyaz waale pohe ke saamne, Maharashtra ne bomb phoda — pohe mein jale daal diye. Aur wo bhi full confidence ke saath.

🥣 Poha = Desi Breakfast King

Poha is the only dish jo:

  • Subah 8 baje bhi chalega
  • Office canteen mein bhi milega
  • Break-up ke baad bhi comfort dega
  • Aur hostel mein toh bina poha, zindagi nahi

Lekin har rajya ka apna version

hai.Jaise GST slabs ki tarah — confusing aur personal.

🧪 Madhya Pradesh Poha: Ek Gentleman’s Breakfast

Ingredients:

  • Chivda
  • Pyaz (raw, on top)
  • Sev (yes)
  • Nimbu
  • Hara dhaniya
  • Moongfali
  • Aur sabse important: No spice, no drama

Taste?Soothing. Jaise Sunday ki subah. Jaise Bhopal ki hawa. Jaise Indori yaadon ka safar.

🌶️ Maharashtra Poha: Ek Cinematic Experience

Ingredients:

  • Chivda
  • Mustard seeds ka tadka
  • Curry leaves (kadi patta in full swag)
  • Mirchi
  • Aur climax mein: Jale!(akaBatata Bhaji ke crunchy tukde
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