Ukraine Just Blew Up Russia’s Ego (and 40 Bombers) — Is Putin Losing the Plot?

Ukraine Just Blew Up Russia’s Ego (and 40 Bombers) — Is Putin Losing the Plot?

🟢 At a Glance:

Ukraine just pulled off Call of Duty: Kyiv Edition. Over 40 Russian warplanes — including nuclear bombers — went kaboom in one of the boldest drone strikes ever. As Putin sulks and retaliates with missiles, peace talks in Istanbul are already DOA.


💥 What Actually Happened?

On June 1, 2025, Ukraine said:

“F*** it, let’s fly.”

And launched Operation Spider Web — a massive, coordinated drone attack deep inside Russian territory.

  • 🎯 Targets: Russian air bases across Murmansk, Irkutsk, Ivanovo, and Ryazan
  • 🚀 Damage Reported:
    • ~40 aircraft destroyed/damaged, including:
      • Tu-95 nuclear bombers (yeah, the big scary ones)
      • Tu-22M bombers
      • A-50 early warning aircraft (like Russia’s airborne eyes)
  • 📍 Range: Over 1,000 km — meaning Ukraine just said, “Distance? Never heard of her.”

This was not just a strike. It was a full-blown declaration that Ukraine’s drone program has officially leveled up.


🔍 So What’s This “Spider Web” Thing?

🕸️ The op’s codename — Operation Spider Web — isn’t random.

  • It reflects the multi-pronged nature of the attack
  • Think dozens of drones, from different angles, all flying under radar
  • Hitting strategic bases simultaneously — like a spider choking out its prey

🇺🇦 Ukraine’s military has refused to confirm full details (for obvious reasons), but unofficial leaks suggest:

The operation was in planning since March, and involved NATO-grade tactics… just without NATO.


😬 Russia’s Reaction: “Blow Up Everything”

You know when someone loses a game and rage-quits? Putin rage-launched one of the largest missile + drone attacks on Ukrainian cities in months.

  • 🚨 Civilian areas in Kyiv, Kharkiv, and Dnipro were hit
  • 💀 Casualties reported, but numbers still being confirmed
  • 🎯 The strikes were seen as “retaliation” — but also a total tantrum

And yet, none of Ukraine’s major military drone launchpads were hit.


🕊️ Istanbul Peace Talks? Lol.

Ironically, this all happened just as Ukraine was heading into peace talks with Russia, brokered in Istanbul.

Ukraine’s peace offer:

  • ✅ 30-day ceasefire
  • ✅ Prisoner exchanges
  • ✅ Return of Ukrainian children kidnapped and held in Russia
  • ✅ Third-party monitoring for compliance

Russia’s response?

“Only if you give us 4 regions, NATO promise, and your soul.”

In short: the talks are already DOA (Dead On Arrival).


💹 Market Reaction: Oil Up, Gold Up, Ruble Down

  • 🛢️ Brent Crude spiked 3.2% — markets now factor in risk to Russian oil exports
  • 📈 Gold hit 3-month highs — classic war hedging
  • 💸 Russian ruble dipped 1.7% intraday
  • 💼 Global defence stocks surged:
    • Northrop Grumman +4%
    • BAE Systems +3.5%
    • India’s HAL also saw speculative buying

📊 The EduInvesting Take:

🤡 Russia’s Flop Show:

Let’s recap:

  • You lose 40 planes worth billions
  • Your radars didn’t detect the drones
  • You retaliate by hitting random civilian blocks
  • And then walk into peace talks like you didn’t just get pantsed on global TV?

Classic “I’m not mad, you’re mad” energy.


🧠 Ukraine’s Drone Flex Is a Warning

This isn’t just about blowing up metal birds.

It’s about:

  • Capability projection: Ukraine can now hit strategic assets 1,000+ km deep
  • Psychological warfare: Russian airmen are literally scared to park
  • Tech supremacy: These weren’t off-the-shelf drones. They were smart, low-altitude, and highly synchronized

Putin’s days of assuming “no one will dare” are clearly over.


😵‍💫 NATO Watching Silently… or Not?

While NATO hasn’t officially commented, satellite images & insider chatter suggests:

  • US & UK likely provided targeting intelligence
  • The drones may have had Western components

Let’s just say — Ukraine didn’t Google Maps this mission.


🔮 What Happens Next?

  1. Russia may try to double down — but with what planes?
  2. Cyberattacks possible — Ukraine warned of digital sabotage attempts
  3. Peace talks might stall further
  4. India, China, and Turkey may step in to force mediation — but no guarantees

And if things escalate more, expect another spike in:

  • Energy prices
  • Defence stocks
  • Geopolitical BS

📌 Tags:

Ukraine Russia Drone Strike, Operation Spider Web, Istanbul Peace Talks, Putin vs Zelensky, Ukraine War Update, NATO Ukraine War, EduInvesting Satire


🖊️ Author: Prashant Marathe
📅 Date: June 2, 2025


Prashant Marathe

https://eduinvesting.in

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