Let’s break it down:
- ✅ 7 Boneless Strips
- ✅ 2 Hot & Crispy
- ❌ NOT for delivery
- ❌ NOT for takeaway
- ❌ NOT for introverts, couch potatoes, or anyone with a life
This amazing deal that could literally solve world hunger (or at least post-rent hunger) is only valid for dine-in. In 2025. When most of us live on Swiggy and live-stream our tears while watching
IPL reruns.
Epic Savers? More like Epic Trolls. 😂
“Clock’s ticking — grab it now!”
Buddy, where do you want us to grab it from? Your nearest mall food court next to a toddler tantrum and a coffee spill?
Here’s the real checklist:
| ❌ | Offer on Swiggy |
|---|---|
| ❌ | Offer on Takeaway |
| ❌ | Offer in Reality |
| ✅ | Offer in Dreams |
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