EduInvesting.in | May 13, 2025
TL;DR — Or as we call it, “Too Lazy? Here’s Drama”
- Bitcoin hit $105K, slipped to $102K. Retail: Kya kar diya bhaiya?
- ETH up 13%, Solana’s back from ICU, DOGE is barking again
- SEC might finally do its homework
- Trump Jr. backed miner going public. Yes, it’s 2025, not 2017.
- Argentina rug-pulled its own people with $LIBRA — national-level scam 😭
- Coinbase joins S&P 500. Your broker still charges ₹30 per order.
📈 Bitcoin: From HODL to WTH
Bitcoin crossed $105K on May 12.
Cut to 12 hours later: It’s doing a U-turn like an Ola driver who spotted a toll booth.
Why the spike?
- Trade talks between US & China = Hopium
- Meme lords said “next stop $200K”
- Plus, retail saw Operation Sindoor and thought war’s good for everything — even crypto
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👉 Ceasefire-Sensex-Fire
👉 How to Short Pakistani Markets Like a Pro (or a Psycho)
🧨 Argentina:
“Hold My Yerba Mate”
You thought rug pulls were limited to random Telegram groups?
President Milei promoted meme coin
$LIBRA, the nation FOMO’d in,
…and then the project disappeared faster than Zomato’s 10-minute delivery.
💸 $250 million vanished.
🗞️ Local newspapers are calling it “Cryptogate.”
👨⚖️ Congress is calling for impeachment.
And investors? They’re calling their astrologers.
🔥 This isn’t even satire anymore. This is reality.
🪙 Altcoins Unleashed:
ETH, DOGE, ADA, SOL — Everyone Got Their Gym Membership Back
Altcoin Gainers:
| Coin | 7d Gain | Comment |
|---|---|---|
| ETH | +13% | Still daddy, even with gas fees |
| SOL | +6% | You can’t kill what’s already been rugged twice |
| ADA | +6% | Still meditating, but gaining |
| DOGE | +6% | Because Elon’s back on Twitter |
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