📅 May 12, 2025
🧠 Platform: Groww
👀 Issue: Sudden spike in portfolio value — to ₹7.36 CRORES — from an investment of just ₹16.18 lakh.
🎭 Genre: Comedy + Finance + Technical Glitch
🧨 Wait… ₹16 Lakh Turned Into ₹7.36 Crore?! Groww, Bro… What You Smoking?
It’s a regular Monday. Nifty’s flying. Sensex is vibing. You sip your chai, open Groww — and BAM 💥 — you’re staring at a portfolio worth ₹7.36 crore. No, it’s not an inheritance. No, you didn’t buy 2,000 Adani shares before the rally. It’s just…
🐛 A Glitch in the Matrix. A.k.a. Groww App.
🖼️ The Glorious Screenshot
| 📊 Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| 💰 Invested Value | ₹16,18,134 |
| 📈 Total Returns | ₹7,20,01,618 (approx 4,447%) |
| 💎 Current Value | ₹7,36,19,752 |
| 🧠 Real Value? | Somewhere around ₹16–17 lakh 😅 |
📉 The Real Story
If you look closely at the holdings:
- RBZ Jewellers: Up
- ₹7.2 crore apparently 🤡
- Lumax Industries: ₹20K profit (this one looks real)
- Tata Motors: ₹1.4L profit — nice, but not billionaire vibes
- Hero MotoCorp: ₹727.50 gain… definitely not 8-figure gains
So yes, the numbers don’t math. It’s a UI glitch, not a stock market miracle.
🧃 Possible Theories Behind the Glitch
- Pakistan’s Cyber Army trying to inject false hope into Indian retail investors before ceasefire peace talks 💣
- Groww’s backend dev typed
return *= 1000for fun - AI tried to simulate your ideal retirement portfolio and accidentally went
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