📆 Monday, May 12, 2025
📍 Location: Somewhere between Jerome Powell’s nightmares and Xi Jinping’s inbox
📣 “Did the US-China Trade Drama Just Get a Plot Twist?”
Just when investors were about to binge-watch The Fall of Tech Stocks, Uncle Sam and Dragon Daddy China decided to hug it out in Geneva.
“Substantial progress,” said both sides. Translation? “We didn’t kill each other over tariffs today.”
And Wall Street reacted like it got a triple espresso shot with a side of Adderall.
📈 Futures Market Mood – Monday Morning Brew
| Index | Status | Reaction |
|---|---|---|
| 📊 Dow Futures | +400 pts (+1.0%) | 🔥 Pump it like it’s 1999 |
| 📊 S&P 500 Futures | +1.2% | 📈 “Soft landing” vibes |
| 📊 Nasdaq Futures | +1.6% | 🧠 Tech bros clapping in binary |
So basically, the markets were upbeat because China didn’t ghost America again. Emotional resilience, thy name is Nasdaq.
📉 Last Week’s Market Recap: The Hangover
| Index | Friday Close | Weekly Vibe Check |
|---|---|---|
| S&P 500 | 5,659.91 | -0.07% 😴 |
| Dow Jones | 41,249.38 | -0.29% 😬 |
| Nasdaq Composite | 17,928.92 | Flat AF 🧘 |
Dow was that one uncle who drank too much on Friday. Nasdaq just meditated. S&P was the intern doing both.
📦 What’s Driving the Market?
- 🕊️ U.S.-China Talks: Apparently they can talk without slapping each
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