📉 EduInvesting | 11 May 2025 | Bundesliga, but Make It Stock Market
🧠 TL;DR
- Final Score: Leverkusen 2 – 4 Dortmund
- Kickoff: 7:00 PM IST
- Streaming: SonyLIV, or the bar next to your house that somehow always lags 5 seconds behind
- Summary: Leverkusen scored. Dortmund said “cool story” and then unloaded 4 goals like a pump-and-dump scheme.
📈 The Chart That Was This Match
📊 First Half:
- 31′ — Frimpong scores → Leverkusen fans start calculating goal difference
- 33′ — Brandt equalises → Leverkusen fans
- delete Excel sheet
- 43′ — Ryerson makes it 2-1 → Dortmund fans start believing again
📊 Second Half:
- 73′ — Adeyemi pops one in → Leverkusen defence found browsing job portals
- 77′ — Guirassy hammers the fourth → Dortmund traders scream “Breakoutttttt!”
- 90+4′ — Hofmann scores a polite “excuse me” goal → Doesn’t matter.
🔍 Tactical Breakdown (But for
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