In a shocking turn of events that would make even your WhatsApp uncle stop forwarding war memes for a moment, the Indian stock market today resembled a warzone—literally. As missiles reportedly flew across the border in Operation Sindoor, investors did the same across Dalal Street exits. Sensex collapsed like your weekend plans (down 1300 points), and Nifty slipped below 24,000 faster than your confidence in online dating.

But while most of the market took a nosedive steeper than a budget airline descent, some stocks said:
“Geopolitical chaos? Cute. Watch me moonwalk through this mess.”

Here are the brave warriors that refused to bleed while others wept:

🛩️ Drone Stocks – Because Why Not Profit from the Apocalypse?

1. ideaForge Technology
💥 +14%
Investors suddenly realized: “Wait, if everyone’s talking drones and defense, maybe the people making drones will make money?” Groundbreaking stuff. ideaForge became the unofficial mascot of ‘buy the boom’.

2. Droneacharya Aerial Innovations
📈 +10%-ish (exact % lost in the fog of war)
The company name may be hard to pronounce, but investors shouted it out loud while clutching their gain charts like a Bollywood hero with his dying lover.

🛠️ Larsen & Toubro (L&T) – Infrastructure Never Dies

When the world ends, only cockroaches and L&T projects will remain. Even the apocalypse won’t stop them from building a metro, a dam, or a suspiciously overpriced government bridge.
L&T: “Missile attack? We’ll tender for reconstruction tomorrow.”

🚗 Tata Motors – Still Zooming

Tata Motors is apparently driving through the geopolitical storm like it’s a speed bump. Maybe because nothing scares a company that’s survived the Nano debacle.
War? Recession? Chip shortages? Tata Motors: “Been there, revved that.”

👑 Titan – Because People Still Need Watches to Time the End

Despite the world bracing for potential conflict, Titan investors were clearly like, “War or not, bhabhiji still wants a Rakhi gift.”
Consumer confidence may be down, but gifting a ₹30,000 watch during air raids is apparently still classy.

🧠 BEL (Bharat Electronics Limited) – Defense? Oh Yes, Please.

With defense stocks getting more love than a soldier in a soap ad, BEL became the chosen one. The government may not raise pensions, but it’ll sure pump defense budgets.

BEL: “You drop bombs, we drop dividends.”

🏍️ Hero MotoCorp – India’s Two-Wheel Messiah

In a world of chaos, who saves the day? Not your government, not Twitter fact-checkers—your local Hero Splendor.
Hero’s stock stayed steady as investors figured: “If metros are targeted, we’ll all need bikes again.”

🧾 Quick Weekly Flexes

Even when the market was melting like summer kulfi, these names were running victory laps.

💡 Conclusion: Buy Drones, Not Drama

If the market were a Bollywood movie today, most stocks were playing the tragic love interest. But these few? Full-on action heroes.
So next time you see “tensions at the border,” remember: it may be bad for humanity, but potentially excellent for your portfolio—if you’re holding the right kind of buzz (read: drone stocks).

Now if only someone could list a company that makes anti-anxiety pills for investors—we’d be rich.