🧻 Ultimate Holdings Just Filed a “Financial Update” — But There’s Barely a Business Left to Hold


🧠 At a Glance

Ultimate Holdings Corp. sounds like the name of a Bond villain’s private equity firm. In reality? It’s more like a barely breathing bulletin board shell.

  • 💸 Revenue: $0
  • 📉 Net Loss: $178,269
  • 🧾 Cash: $6,374
  • 💀 Operating Plan: “Identify acquisitions”
  • 🪄 Business Model: Promise, pivot, pray

Yes, it’s another company with no operations, no sales, and no shame.


🏢 About Ultimate Holdings Corp.

  • Sector: “Technology and data-driven investments”
  • Status: Development-stage company (for years)
  • Headquarters: Probably a P.O. Box
  • Ticker: UHLN (OTC)

Let’s be honest — “Ultimate Holdings” is the kind of name you pick when all real ideas are taken. Their business description is

a LinkedIn bio that ran out of characters.


💰 The Financials (a.k.a. What Financials?)

MetricQ1 2024Q1 2025
Revenue$0$0
Net Loss($112,680)($178,269)
Total Assets$58,749$10,897
Total Liabilities$569,208$650,987
Cash on Hand$14,590$6,374

You know things are bad when:

  • Losses are growing, but
  • Cash is shrinking, and
  • Your entire net worth wouldn’t buy a secondhand iPhone bulk pack.

🧾 What They Say They’re Doing

“We plan to identify and acquire potential business opportunities that align with our long-term growth strategy.”

Translation:

“We plan to figure out what we’re doing… eventually.”

This isn’t a company. It’s

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