In the stock market world, this is called a classic “bhai ne fast chalayee thi, ab break bhi maarni thi” moment.
Let’s break this down – BSE (yes, the Bombay Stock Exchange itself) just dropped some monster earnings:
| 📊 Metric | FY24 Q4 | FY23 Q4 | 🔥 YoY Change |
|---|---|---|---|
| Net Profit | ₹493 Cr | ₹106 Cr | +364% 🚀 |
| Operating Revenue | ₹847 Cr | ₹484 Cr | +75% |
| Final Dividend | ₹23/share | ₹12/share | +91% |
And yet… the stock is down today. CMP? ₹7,193. Investors are scratching their heads like, “Bhai itna profit karke bhi gir gaya?”
🤔 “Sir, Profit Itna Badh Gaya Toh Gira Kyu?”
Some theories:
- Market logic ≠ human logic.
- Valuation already priced in: BSE rallied over 100% in 2 months. You think markets are dumb?
- Profit Booking: Retailers saw green and hit “Exit” faster than you switch tabs during office meetings.
- Dividend khatam, ab kya?: ₹23 sounds juicy, but people already bought the rumor and are now selling the news.
- Itna tez bhaag chuka tha ki ab thoda thak gaya hai. Literally – look at this chart:
📉 From Low to High – Full Tank to Empty?
| ⛽ Metric | Value |
|---|---|
| 52-Week Low | ₹3,300 |
| Recent High | ₹7,422 |
| CMP Today | ₹7,193 |
| 🚀 Gain from Low | +118% |
Double in one year, and now people are surprised it fell a bit? Bro, even Teslas need to charge after Ludicrous Mode.
🎁 Dividend Party – But Only for a Few?
BSE announced a total ₹23/share dividend, broken as:
- ₹18 – Regular Dividend
- ₹5 – 150-Year Celebration Special 🥳
But… face value? ₹2/share. That means the dividend is 1150% of FV 😳
Honestly, BSE is like that rich uncle who hands out 500-rupee notes on Diwali and still wears chappals from Bata.
🧠 Real Talk: Is BSE Still a Buy?
Here’s the mix of emotion + valuation:
| Indicator | Value |
|---|---|
| EPS (TTM) | ₹130 approx |
| P/E Ratio | ~55x |
| Market Cap | ₹96,600 Cr |
| ROE | >20% |
So yes, it’s a cash cow with serious ROE, but also not cheap. It’s priced like a luxury car showroom – you’re not just buying profit, you’re buying brand, moat, and monopoly.
🥴 So, Petrol Khatam or Just a Pit Stop?
This looks more like a routine pit stop than a crash.
Think about it:
- The company made ₹493 Cr in one quarter!
- They gave ₹23/share back to investors!
- They’re celebrating 150 years like an OG grandpa who’s still running marathons (and collecting STT on every trade).
But the stock needed to cool off. You can’t keep running at 364% engine speed forever. Else… piston toot jaata hai bhai.
🧪 EduInvesting Verdict: BSE Is Still 💪, But Don’t Chase in FOMO
- 🟢 Long-term holders? Enjoy the dividend, sit back, let it breathe.
- 🟡 Short-term traders? Wait for ₹6,800-6,900 support zones before re-entering.
- 🔴 FOMO buyers? Control yourself. Just because everyone else is riding an EV doesn’t mean you need to buy at ₹7,400 peak.
🎯 Meme Zone
When you realize BSE made 364% more profit but your stock portfolio still in red:
“Ye sab moh maya hai. Nifty bhi kabhi neeche aata hai.”
