Let’s break it down:
- ✅ 7 Boneless Strips
- ✅ 2 Hot & Crispy
- ❌ NOT for delivery
- ❌ NOT for takeaway
- ❌ NOT for introverts, couch potatoes, or anyone with a life
This amazing deal that could literally solve world hunger (or at least post-rent hunger) is only valid for dine-in. In 2025. When most of us live on Swiggy and live-stream our tears while watching IPL reruns.
Epic Savers? More like Epic Trolls. 😂
“Clock’s ticking — grab it now!”
Buddy, where do you want us to grab it from? Your nearest mall food court next to a toddler tantrum and a coffee spill?
Here’s the real checklist:
| ❌ | Offer on Swiggy |
|---|---|
| ❌ | Offer on Takeaway |
| ❌ | Offer in Reality |
| ✅ | Offer in Dreams |
🛵 Let’s do the math:
If I do get up, wear pants, and go to KFC just for this:
- Petrol: ₹80
- Parking: ₹50
- Time: 1 hour (minimum)
- Peace of mind: Gone
- Savings? DELETED.
If only the chicken could travel like my regrets 😞
This is like saying:
“Get a Tesla for ₹2 Lakhs!”
Only in Elon’s dreams.
EduInvesting Take
KFC’s marketing team clearly knows their audience… then actively ignores them. This campaign is like dating advice from your nani: well-intentioned, completely impractical.
Here’s what they could’ve done:
- Run the same offer on delivery? (Revolutionary thought, I know)
- Add ₹30 for packaging and make it viable.
- Let us eat chicken in our pajamas, like god intended.
Until then…
Epic Saver = Epic Disappointment.
Let’s just say this deal is hotter than their chicken, but only because it burns you emotionally.
Tag: KFC, dine-in only scam, fast food marketing fail, 2025 food offers, EduInvesting roast, WhatsApp ads, chicken disappointment
