₹1 Crore for a 1BHK in Mumbai? Or 4 Flats in Tier 3 + 1 Kidney?

🟢 At a Glance

Yes, you read that right. A 1BHK flat in Mumbai is now priced at ₹1 crore. For the same amount, you could buy four 2BHKs in tier-3 cities and still afford to donate a kidney out of pure financial trauma. India’s housing market in 2025 has officially entered the “are you serious?” zone. But the real question is — why is this madness still selling out in minutes?


📦 The ₹1 Crore Flat Starter Pack

Let’s break down what you get in this ₹1 crore 1BHK:

FeatureReality Check
Carpet Area325 sq. ft (less than a Zoom call background)
ViewNeighbour’s underwear on drying line
Parking₹15 lakh extra (for a Nano you don’t own)
Registration + GST₹8–10 lakh more (of course, above 1 cr)
Location2 km walk from the station, 3 km from society
Builder Promise“Sea-facing” if you squint hard on the roof

Meanwhile, in places like Nagpur, Indore, Bhopal, Siliguri, ₹1 crore can buy:

  • 4 decent-sized 2BHKs
  • 1 villa with a courtyard and a cow
  • A plot of land large enough to start a cricket academy
  • And you’ll
  • still have money left for Uber Lux rides for a year

💡 Why the Hell Is Mumbai So Expensive?

Let’s be honest. Mumbai isn’t just selling you a flat. It’s selling:

  • ✨ “Dreams”
  • ☠️ False scarcity
  • 🚇 False promises of metro connectivity
  • 🤡 And a 5-year waiting period for possession

Here’s what’s driving it:

  • Limited land: Because water on three sides and political paralysis on the fourth
  • NRI demand: NRIs love investing in 2BHKs they never live in
  • FOMO: People think prices only go up. They also thought Paytm was worth ₹2,100.
  • Speculation: Every second “investor” in Mumbai is holding 3 flats, none of which he lives in
  • Herd behaviour: “Amit just bought in Chembur, bro — we should too!”

🤯 The Real Cost of a ₹1 Cr Flat

Let’s calculate what you’ll pay monthly:

ExpenseMonthly ₹
EMI (₹1 Cr @ 8.5%, 20 yrs)₹86,800
Maintenance (avg ₹8/sq ft)₹2,600
Parking EMI₹8,000
Domestic help₹4,000
Total Monthly Cost₹1,01,400
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